Without a Vengeance
August 2008 was the date of my last post here. I have to admit, it was a time of depression for me. Having completed both my Masters in Education and my certificate to teach in Tennessee public schools, I was unable to find full time employment. The elevation of BHO to messianic American Idol status and his certain victory only fueled that feeling of wandering in the wasteland of the lost and aged.
Since that time, however, I determined to continue to make an effort to effect change. I officially retired, began drawing early Social Security (for as long as it lasts) to augment my Navy pension and a small annuity payment earned from the Tennessee Consolidated Retirement System earned from my years of school bus-driving and employment at the U of Memphis. I am, dear friends, financially dependent on taxpayers (a curious turn).
Additionally, I accepted a commission with Tennessee State Guard, sort of a Rotary operation on steroids. The idea is to provide the Governor a military force when the National Guard is sent abroad. I managed to work my way up to the post of Public Affairs Officer for the 24 county region served by the Knoxville-based 3rd Regiment. I'm responsible for finding opportunities to write press releases, coordinate media interaction and manage the website (http://tsg3.us). Shameless plug.
I volunteer as the Verger for Trinity Episcopal Church in Gatlinburg. For the benefit of the undereducated protestant in more evangelical denominations, a verger is a planner, scheduler and guide for those who serve during the worship. The verger coordinates the readers, crucifers, acolytes and lay eucharistic ministers for each service. Look it up, Don.
With the accession of the false messiah to the White House, I have become increasingly politically active. Worming my way into the publicity activities of the Sevier County Republican Party, I now hold the exalted position of Communications Director and member of the Executive Committee. I am committed to the overthrow of the Republican Party as it currently exists and replacing the country-club elitists in the leadership with committed constitutionalists.
So, having retired, I now have three jobs that keep me looking beyond myself and in service to the church and the community. There's nothing like serving others to take your mind off yourself and deflect feelings of inadequacy and self-pity. Service is, I have found, the perfect cure for depression. I'm also involved in activities that prepare me for the big three events of the future: the eventual return of the actual Messiah, the next Great New Madrid Earthshake, and the election of November 2012.
This is not as good an effort as my first, but it gives the same information without the style. The substance has been provided. All that is missing is the elan of the first version. I have learned my lesson.
